I went for a drive the other day to procure taco shells. It was sometime close to three as the school zone speed limit was in effect. Cruising at 15MPH, I glanced out the window and noticed a little emoster crossing the street. It couldn't have been more than 10 years old (while I am a terrible judge of age, this was an elementary school).

I had absolutely no idea if it was a boy or a girl. None. This creature was devoid of any discernible sexual dimorphism. It took the playful androgyny of Ziggy Stardust and brought it to a whole new level. I was staring at Androgyny 2.0.

It later occurred to me that I'm out of touch with the youth of this nation, and therefore am much older than physically possible.

Can you tell the difference?